Time Flies...

e-zekiel:

jamandbees:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

merelyafleshwound:

luciferisasexybagofdicks:

iepidemic:

hotapplestrider:

twelvejammiedodgers-andafez:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

rejecting hitler from art school

holy shit

electing george bush twice

hooking up with taylor swift

giving the westboro baptist church internet access

sleeping with Sam Winchester

telling Loki he was adopted

bathroomwallanarchy:

They’re not the best but…

srsfunny:

Captain Sparrow on finals…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

Oh yeah

cassiesandsnark:

you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up

I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am